Your dick has been verrrry naughty, and we’re not gonna take it anymore. Someone has to do something to put your penis back in its place, but any old stranger can’t restrict a dick like yours.
So, how do you put a penis in jail and when is the appropriate time to do so? BDSM experts have been asking that same question for decades.
As it turns out, mandates and sentencing should be tailored to the cock inside the cage. No two men are alike, after all. So, placing a blanket rule and expecting it to apply to everybody is a grave mistake.
Instead, individuals and dominants must know when and where imprisonment is best. But first, they both have to understand what a penis jail is and then find one that comfortably fits.
What is a penis jail?
Commonly called a cock cage, penis jails are playful devices for men who want to restrict their ability to achieve an erection and/or ejaculate from sexual pleasure.
These boy toys are used for a wide variety of different applications, from establishing trust in a relationship and building self-control to demonstrating loyalty and increasing stamina.
Moreover, male chastity toys are considered attractive when worn correctly and they’re generally safe if used with care.
TIP: Always apply a generous amount of water-based personal lubricant on the wearer’s penis before locking it in jail.
How to tell when a penis belongs in jail
It can be hard to tell when a penis belongs in the slammer and that’s because each cock and couple are different. Rules are rules, but that doesn’t mean they can’t change at any minute. Depending on the situation, your penis may carry a warrant for serious imprisonment.
Here’s how to tell:
#1. Your dick has made you do some very bad things.
Lust can be a major pain in the ass, especially if you’re in a committed relationship or after you make the promise of monogamy. One look at something sexy and you’re liable to act on impulse.
Meanwhile, your relationship hangs in the balance of your ability to stay true. If that gets too hard or if you step out of bounds, the best solution is often dicky prison for an undisclosed amount of time.
HACK: Talk to your partner about various levels of acceptable jail time to determine what’s safe and what goes too far.
#2. You’ve become a two-pump chump.
It’s easy to get so carried away during sex that you dump your load unexpectedly or before your partner has had a chance. And while that’s okay once in a while, it can become extremely frustrating when it happens all the time.
Luckily, cock cages can help increase your sexual stamina by preventing you from getting erect in the first place. This helps you target your primary turn-ons and ignore the stimuli that cause premature ejaculation.
NOTE: Track your progress in a journal or with your partner then focus on the techniques that work best.
#3. You’re in a long-distance relationship with someone you love.
Being far away from the one you love makes maintaining a relationship difficult. And when you’re constantly surrounded by temptation, trust is virtually impossible to establish.
However, voluntarily placing your penis in prison sends a clear and kinky message that says, “I’m yours and yours alone.” So, while it won’t do anything to control thoughts or emotions, it will prevent the physical manifestations that often lead to infidelity.
DID YOU KNOW: The slightly painful pinch of a well-fitted cock cage during an erection can actually condition the wearer to think and/or act differently when exposed to certain stimuli.
#4. You’d like to dabble in some light bondage play.
BDSM stands for bondage, dominance, sadism, and masochism. That means it involves all types of play, including restrictive sex practices like penile imprisonment.
A good cock cage can go a long way when playing bondage games, especially if you or your partner become easily excited when trying new things.
Chastity toys for men and women are available in various shapes and sizes, so there’s no excuse for insubordination.
FACT: Most people have dabbled with BDSM at least once, some without even realizing it.
#5. You don’t have anything better to do with your dick.
Whether you’re a self-proclaimed sex god or a shameful example of a man, there’s nothing wrong with trying new things or working on your penile prowess.
Use your spare time to boost endurance, improve relationships, and attempt kinkier feats. Or just play around with a new concept to see how it feels.
Either way, chastity toys are safe and sexy. Plus, some of them can be used with other accessories in your collection.
NOTE: Some cock cages come with adjustable O-rings for attaching straps, stirrups, and nipple clamps.
Tips for finding the best cock cage
When you learn about all the possibilities, it can be easy to become overwhelmed. You feel excited but you also feel apprehensive about spending money on something you’ve never used before.
So, learn how to use different cock cages before taking this trip. You can find instructional videos everywhere, and most manufacturers provide detailed instructions with their products and/or post resources online.
Meanwhile, know your body’s unique dimensions. No two penises are exactly alike, so it’s best to find a contraption that allows for a little growth.
You’ll have the best luck with devices that feature adjustable components, breathable chambers, and comfortable straps. Those amenities help for long-term wear, and some cages won’t even trigger metal detectors when you travel.
Modern male chastity toys are made from fine materials that last a long time and feel cozy against the crotch.
Today you’ll find a wide range of different options, including silicone, plastic, thermoplastic elastomer (TPE), polyvinyl chloride (PVC), and other patented polycarbonate blends. The key is to use something that doesn’t irritate your skin. The perk is to find a device that can be hidden beneath your pants.
But to experience the true essence of penis imprisonment, you must determine how long you want each sentence to be. This not only helps you track your progress but it also demonstrates your obedience to any master who’s in control.
Remember, cock cages are a major part of the BDSM community, but they’re becoming more mainstream every day. So, stock up on the accessories while you can and get started on your jailbird journey today.
Best accessories for cock cages
Speaking of accessories…there are a few items you’ll wish you had on hand when you put your penis in prison. Even county jails offer some basic amenities, so don’t subject your dick to more than it can handle.
Here’s what you need on deck beforehand:
- A water-based personal lubricant
- Non-abrasive, hypoallergenic cleaning supplies
- A small container to store the cage keys
- At least one safe word to end the game instantly
- Instructions to each cage in the game
Also, get permission from your master and/or submissive before installing a cock cage of any kind.
Consensual sex games are always more fun, plus you won’t have to worry about offending anyone or breaking the laws of the land.
If possible, create a contract with your partner to outline the rules, procedures, limitations, and consequences of misbehavior.
PRO TIP: Try to seek help writing a BDSM contract for penis prison or other games to ensure a fair and equitable agreement.
Do not pass go
In this sexy game of Monopoly™, your penis heads straight to jail to await judgment and final sentencing from the warden (AKA: your partner).
There are numerous benefits to practicing chastity too, including one that can actually heighten your sense of pleasure once you’re finally released.
So, talk to your partner, get to know your limitations, and serve your bid to be released for good behavior.